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Song of the Merry Murderers
(Sung by Osama, Saddam, and Arafat / featuring cameos by Kim Jong Il and the Shades of Hitler and Stalin)

To kill the Jews and hang the Pope,
Go conquer neighb’ring lands:
These are our dearest, fondest hopes,
The basis of our plans.

Although the Yanks, we must confess,
Can be a stumbling-block;
The Schroeder-Chirac Plan’s success
May yet all doors unlock.

Meanwhile, we plot and rant of spies
And threaten evil things;
And in our spare time capture flies
And pluck their little wings.

Thank Allah, Wotan, and/or Marx
For Kim, the Young and Ill.
The fraternal unity of sharks
Suggests he’ll work our will:

His nukes and Saddam’s little ‘bugs’
(And deafness to alarm
Among the ‘arms are just for hugs’
Crowd) help us to do harm.

When ev’ry Jew is burned or gassed,
When we the West enslave,
When barbarisms from the past
Are all the latest rave,

When that vile ‘Anglosphere’ is dead
That tried the world to save,
We’ll strut about with high-held head.
’Til then … we like our cave.