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Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Call Out the Blog-Troops!

The enemy - the Fifth Columnists, appeasers, and other 'anti-war' mouthbreathers - are planning a 'Virtual March on Washington.'

Well, by God, two can play at that game. The Munzenbergers and Vierecks of this latest batch of Shills-for-Tyrants, Inc, are a prize bunch of Useful Idiots operating under the umbrella name of 'Win Without War.' (Next battlecry: Drink Without Liquid!) NOTE the roster of contemptibles involved in this effort to give aid and comfort to the enemy. Greenpeace: I guess they've forgiven the French for torpedoing their vessel after all. The Sierra Club: just because Saddam caused the worst deliberate environmental outrage in history when he scuttled Kuwait before scuttling out, there's apparently no reason for the tree-huggers not to let bygones be bygones. What's a little vandalism between friends? Oh - here's a beaut: the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force. Sure, Saddam's secularists and the Islamofascists have at least one area of agreement: the torture and state-sanctioned murder of gays and lesbians: but what the hell, he's better than W, right?

Those fortunate enough to have made the acquaintance of Kenneth Grahames' classic, The Wind in the Willows, will recall that the Weasels of the Wild Wood, in seizing Toad Hall, did not act alone. They were aided by stoats. These are the Stoats. And as my fellow denizens of Riverbank will know, there's only one thing to do with Stoats-and-Weasels: Badger them.

It is the aim of these repugnant accessories to despotism to bury the Congress and the White House in email, shilling for Saddam. Well, what goes around comes around. I have already sent them the following email, duly CC'd to the President and the Vice-President:

'How, pray tell, do you think it possible to 'win without war' - whatever that inane catchphrase means?

No, I don't in fact expect a comprehensible answer.

Please know that I, along with the majority of your fellow citizens, wish you to be aware, simply, that we hold each and every one of you people in the utmost contempt. Yes, you have the right to express your ill-informed, appeasement-minded, half-baked opinions: better men and women than any of you have died to preserve that right. What you do not have is the right to have your asinine, enemy-coddling opinions treated with the respect, deference, and seriousness they so signally fail to deserve. I will extend you this credit: your notion of flooding your opponents with email has its attractions, and I will do all I can to see that your Fifth Column little organization is forced to confront the overwhelming resolution of the majority of Americans - and that, thanks to the CC function, our government understands just how little support your truckling to the enemies of liberty actually enjoys.

(Y'all live by the email campaign, y'all can damned well die by a counter email campaign.)

Disdainfully yours,

MARKHAM SHAW PYLE, JD'

I sent that email to the Appeasers at info@winwithoutwarUS.org. I copied the President at president@whitehouse,gov and the Vice-President at vice.president@whitehouse.gov. You should also copy your US Senators and your US Representative.

Please join me in turning their own weapons on these malignant enemies of freedom by emailing some similar letter to them, with copies to the White House and Congress, repudiating their pretensions to speak for the American people.

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